Sunday, November 05, 2006

Babies are cute

[Setting: Big Hospital Nursery]
[We pan left and see the 30 Marens]

Announcer: 30 Marens Agree...

30 Marens: [in unison] Babies are cute!

[The Marens all nod in agreement and each holds up a baby.]

Maren Johannsen: There's nothing like the sweet smell of your own newborn baby.

Maren Chandler: You just can't beat the feeling of having a baby fall asleep on your shoulder.

Maren Bryant: I wouldn't give you my child for a million dollars, and I wouldn't give you a nickel for one of yours.

[The Marens continue to nod]

Announcer: 30 Marens Agree. Babies are cute... especially your own.

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