Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Fruit of Paradise



[Setting: In the orchard]

[We pan left to see the 30 Marens standing around an apple tree.]

Announcer: 30 Marens Agree...

30 Marens: [in unison] An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

[The Marens all nod in agreement]

Maren Vogel: Not five a day for goodness sake- just one! Consider it cheap, tasty insurance. It's Nature's toothbrush, too.

Maren Hansen: I like my pie for breakfast. 

Maren Gonzalez: There is nothing like a fresh Ginger Gold or Buckeye Gala. Mmmmm-mm!

[The Marens continue to nod]

Announcer: 30 Marens Agree. Eat an apple a day.


Happy Apple Season!

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