Wednesday, September 26, 2007

My brother, the cucumber

[Setting: a torch-lit dragon's den]

[We pan down to see the 30 Marens, hunched around a game table]

Announcer: 30 Marens Agree...

30 Marens: [in unison] Dave is cool!

[The Marens all nod in agreement]

Maren O'Geary: I'll never forget the day he taught me to play Dogs in the Vineyard. I'm hooked!

Maren Petersen: He knows I'm a little behind the times, so he sends me new music to keep me current. What a guy. He also makes breakfast for his wife on Mother's Day, is a great Dad, a superb chef, a gracious host... goodness me, I could go on and on.

Maren Younce: [Gasping, bottle in hand] I never lived before I tried Blenheim's hot ginger ale!!

[The Marens continue to nod]

Announcer: 30 Marens Agree. Dave is cool.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Just wanted to say thanks again for getting us all together on doing something like this for Dave. It was a blast.

Maren said...

Thanks to y'all for participating in such a dazzling manner.